एक अमित है कही, अथाह है कुछ, अपरिभाशित, असिमित है वो, अस्पर्श्नीये है, अनायस ही प्रकट हो जाता है, अनंत है वो, अकारण है, अप्रत्यक्ष, अस्तित्वरहित उसकी उपस्थिति है........और यही है वो... यही है ...यही है...

Life as it comes : success or failure

Life as it comes:

What is it that we are searching for???? what it is ?? At the end of the day, when I find what I thought I am finding and should end the search, it is not that and makes you more & more discontented and alone. So what it is??? People feel happy what you feel pity for, people call succes what you take as failure because you thought it is worthless & just a matter of some factors which any body could have figured and with some diligence definitely he would have reached...........

Endless , timeless, without reference or approval of others what comes to you and what makes you feel contended is your success. Success in not relative. It is absolute. Absolute is without coordinates and you come to a state where you don't want to compare yourselves even with your past or you don't want to give even a damn for whom you are compared against and that is what it is. That is what it is. That is what it is.

You know it and only you know.................................................................................................

Customer Care

How would be improved customer care:

Operator: 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut May I have your...'
Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator: 'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'
Customer: 'It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610'
Operator: 'OK... you're... Mr Gupta and you're calling from Naser Square, Deira, Dubai. Your home number is 04-2254821, your office 04-3480536 and your mobile is 050-9923487. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'Customer: 'How come?'
Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator: 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'
Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'
Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'
Operator: 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is AED 67.00'Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator: 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since
October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'
Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'
Operator: 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator: 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.. .'
Customer: 'What!'Operator: 'According to the details in system, you own a Scooter...registrat ion number 1123...'
Customer: '?'Operator: 'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'
Operator: 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... 'Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator: 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?'
Is this Care ??....

THE BEST Put down LINE EVER

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!"
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.


Not everything you see is what it appears to be.

A PRINCE had some Monkeys trained to dance. Being naturally great mimics of men's actions, they showed themselves most apt pupils, and when arrayed in their rich clothes and masks, they danced as well as any of the courtiers. The spectacle was often repeated with great applause, till on one occasion a courtier, bent on mischief, took from his pocket a handful of nuts and threw them upon the stage. The Monkeys at the sight of the nuts forgot their dancing and became (as indeed they were) Monkeys instead of actors. Pulling off their masks and tearing their robes, they fought with one another for the nuts. The dancing spectacle thus came to an end amidst the laughter and ridicule of the audience.

Hidden meanings in Company talk
1. "We will do it" means "You will do it"
2. "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3. "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4. "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5. "After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6. "There was a slight mis-communication" means "We had actually lied"
7. "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8. "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9. "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10. "We had slight differences of opinion means "We had actually fought"
11. "Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out.No help from me"
12. "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13. "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14. "Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know…"
15. "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16. "That’s actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
Last but not the least
17. "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Anecdotes

What Goes Around, Comes Around
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied, waving off the offer.
At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel. "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes," the farmer replied proudly. "I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.
Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, he graduated
from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time? Penicillin. The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill.
His son's name? Sir Winston Churchill.
Someone once said: "What goes around comes around."

Incredible Pros : Inevitable Cons

Behind Corporate Line.......

PARADOX

COMPETITION

Competition, by nature is paradoxical. Anything which is paradoxical will try to achieve balance & if we see around we will find that invariably almost all the things are PARADOXICAL."

Competition will try to kill the weak and weaken the strong and will try to achieve a mature state for itself whereby it will balance out the competition to be thee in the most effective way."

EXCEPTION PARADOX:

"If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception." "There's always an exception to the rule, except to the exception of the rule — which is, in of itself, an accepted exception of the rule."

CROCODILE DILEMMA
A slim crocodile living in the Nile took a child. His mother begged to have him back. The crocodile could not only talk, but was also a great sophist and stated, "If you guess correctly what I will do with him, I will return him. However, if you don't predict his fate correctly, I'll eat him." What statement should the mother make to save her child?

THINK ABOUT THESE
"Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say
there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will
happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?"

Ironical but true

" If the nose of Cleopatra had been half an inch shorter,
The world's history would have been different. Right."

" Cross the river before you insult the crocodile."

" The canal loves to think that river exist solely to suppy it with water."

" You won't believe the message if you don't trust the messanger."

" When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers."

" If a melon crashes with a knife, it is suicide & not heroism."

" Don't hire a master to paint you a masterpiece & then assign a roomful of school boys to suggest improvement."

Law of Diminishing

What has been discovered unknown will remain less than what has been undiscovered unknown
What has been thought of discovered unknown will remain less than what has been known out of the unknown
What has been told will remain less than what has been thought about the known
What has been done will remain less than what has been told
What has been achieved will remain less than what has been done
hence everything diminishes and when you achieve what you thought of it is not exactly when you started ........................................

Quotes: It will open your eyes even if you are myopic.........

"What we can not give in depth; we try to give it in length"

"Typical Sign of Top Management tool & signs :
Irrational exuberance, rational ignorance,consipicuos austerity."

"Clouds are not spheres, Mountains are not cones
Coastlines are not circles,And bark is not smooth
Nor does lightining travel in straight line.
Almost everything around us is non Euclidean.
Nature exhibits not simply a higher degree but
An altogether different level of complexity"

"Prediction is difficult, especially of future."

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something
when his salary depends upon his not understanding"

"Initially I said. It is simple. Now it is twice as simple."

" Truth does not become worthless it is familiar."

" The use of right word is more important than the right argument."

" Do a kindness once & it will be seen as a favour
Do it twice & becomes a duty"

" He who will not take the hint, must take the consequences."

" It is not every question that deserves an answer."

" It requires more common sense to get work done that to do it."

" When big bells ring, no one hears the small one."

" The sparrow feels sorry for the peacock because of the burden on its tail."

Matrix Parallels.

What happened, happened and could not have happened any other way.

As soon as you realize this there is nothing left and the rule shall apply in future as well bcoz, what will happen, will happen and there would be no other way than the way decided by the one.......................................................................

So it is about the way and the decision .....................